There was a professor in the physics department who really liked female students. However, there were very few women in the department, and none of them were particularly attractive. Despite this, the professor was always enthusiastic. One time during class, several female students were absent for some reason, and the professor stood on the podium and asked the students: "Why did no one come to class today?" The entire class didn’t know how to respond.
There was also an old professor who taught chemistry. Every time he started class, he would coldly put on his glasses and scan the entire room for several minutes, then take out a small notebook and jot down some strange marks. It was rumored among the students that this professor had some special ability; by simply scanning the class, he could tell who was absent and who usually sat in the front. Because of this, he never took attendance, and students were too afraid to skip class.
However, something extraordinary happened during the final exam. While most students were still working hard on their chemistry tests, one student, after submitting his exam early, peered through the window and said, "You don’t need to take the test anymore, the chemistry grades have already been posted!" The students inside couldn’t believe it and thought the student outside was joking. But after everyone turned in their papers, they found that the chemistry scores had indeed already been posted on the notice board.
Of course, there were good teachers and good students at the school, but we won’t go into that here. Ashan easily passed both his freshman and sophomore years. Most of his time was spent on sports and athletics. He didn’t date, mainly because there weren’t any girls at school who caught his eye. Another reason was that he didn’t have much money; attending a private school was already a big financial burden for his family, so he felt embarrassed to ask his parents for extra allowance.
物理系有位教授，非常喜歡女學生，但是物理系女生很少，而且都不漂亮。不過這位教授還是興緻很高。有次上課，好幾位女生不知什麼原因沒來，他居然站在講台上問下面一群學生：「為什麼今天沒有人來上課？」全班學生不知如何回答才好。
還有位教化學的老教授，每次上課都冷冷地戴上眼鏡，接著目巡全場好幾分鐘，然後再掏出小本子記一些奇怪的記號。學生之間傳說這位教授具有神功，他只要目巡全班。就知道誰沒有來，誰經常坐在最前面。所以從不點名，學生也聞風不敢缺課。
不過在期末考時發生一件絕事。當大部份學生還在認真地做化學試題時，先交卷的學生隔著窗戶打派司說：「不要考了，化學成績都公佈出來了。」教室裏的學生不敢相信，以為外面的同學在開玩笑。後來大家交了卷後，真的在公佈欄看到全班化學的成績，早已正式公佈了。
學校裏當然有好老師，也有好學生，不過在此都按下不表了。阿三大一、大二都輕鬆過關。大部份的時間，還是花在球類及田徑上面。他也沒有交女朋友，主要的理由是學校實在沒有令阿三傾心的女生。另外就是東風缺缺，唸私立學校對家裏已是個大負擔，實在不好意思向父母再多要零用錢了。
