The Company Trip of Outer 公司外太空之旅

I dreamt that my company organized an employee trip to outer space. Before the spaceship landed, I was responsible for cleaning up the area.

I enlisted the help of some Taiwanese mothers to clear out the fridge. When we opened it, there was a lot of uneaten food, including tomatoes and soy beans. We ended up clearing out two fridges. Besides cleaning, I also had to fold black plastic mats. I thought to myself that I needed to return everything quickly and get rid of the fridge's strange odor when I got back.

The scene switched to our spaceship landing in a suburban area. AI robots and other employees disembarked, and I followed them. The street scene reminded me a bit of Hong Kong.

I wondered, "Where are we?" I saw four red circular signs on the road; some said "END," and one said "WALL." I thought, "Does this mean 'WALL END'?"

Nearby, there was a blonde guy in a black suit, resembling Ryan Gosling, fooling around. I thought, "Okay," but I was still eager to know our location so I could plan our next steps.

I saw many double-decker buses, which added to the Hong Kong vibe. However, the overall scene looked like an old photograph with a slightly yellowish tint.

Then the scene changed to many soldiers waiting for us. They looked like green square buttons, which made me a bit nervous. I recalled the "WALL END" and wondered if it meant the trip was over and we were returning to reality.

It seemed like our landing was welcomed, as the place needed many tourists, and they sent the green button soldiers to greet us. They saw us as beneficial for the local economy.

I went to a restroom with a small window. I tried to open it but accidentally crushed a bee. I thought, "I didn't see that bee! Sorry for killing it, but at least it didn't sting me." I just watched it fall.

Then our group gathered in front of a stage. A woman with a bun, wearing white shirt and a black vest, like a Buddhist sister, was explaining the significance of the trip.

The neighboring group was smarter; their spaceship landed right next to a stall selling pan-fried buns, and a fresh batch had just come out. They asked the vendor to deliver the buns directly to them. They happily exclaimed, "Wow! We've already finished a whole pot of buns!"

I thought, "Yeah, they're smart! They timed and placed their landing perfectly. As soon as they disembarked, they had hot buns to eat, filling up before unpacking. Unlike us, stuck in the suburbs with nothing around, I still had to clean up, and my group was hungry."

The sister continued to complain that no one wanted to eat the food she had prepared, which was still in the fridge.

Then the organizer interviewed the AI robot about working at the company. The AI said it was a great place with its own crops, good climate, and excellent company environment. Overall, it really liked working there.

The organizer then asked everyone, "Have you eaten?" We all said, "Not yet!" The host jokingly replied, "We didn't eat your food!"

Finally, the trip was coming to an end with a cheerful atmosphere. The organizer said, "We look forward to everyone joining us for a trip like this again next time!"

夢見公司辦外太空員工旅遊。在太空船下來前，我負責要把環境整理乾淨。

我找了台灣媽媽們一起來幫我把冰箱清空。打開冰箱，裡面有很多沒有吃的東西，有番茄、毛豆，整理出兩個冰箱的東西。除了清理外，還要折那個黑色的塑膠墊。我心想得快點把東西還回去，回來後還要去除冰箱的怪味。

場景切換到我們的太空船降落在一個郊區，AI 人和其他員工一起下船，我跟著他們走出去。那個街景，有點像是香港的街景。

我心想「這是什麼地方？」我看到路上有四個紅色圓形的牌子，幾個牌子寫著 "END"，有一個牌子寫著 "WALL"。我心想「這是 "WALL END" 的意思嗎？」

然後旁邊還站著一位穿黑西裝的金髮男生，像是 Ryan Gosling，在那裡耍寶。我心想「OK~」不過我還是很想知道我們在哪裡，這樣子我才可以規劃下一步。

我看到路上有很多雙層巴士，所以我才說看起來像香港。不過整個景象看起來像是舊照片，有一點昏黃的光線。

然後場景切換到很多軍隊士兵在那邊等我們。他們看起來像是一顆顆綠色方形的鈕扣，讓我覺得有點緊張。然後我想起剛剛那個 "WALL END"，難道是說「旅遊結束了，現在要回到現實環境了嗎？」

感覺我們的降落應該是受歡迎的，好像這個地方需要很多的觀光人口，所以才會派綠色鈕扣士兵來迎接我們。因為他們認為這麼大批的觀光客進來可以消費，所以他們是善意。

我來到廁所，上面有個小窗。我想把窗戶推開，結果我的手就壓到一隻蜜蜂，把它壓死了。我心想「剛剛沒看到那隻蜜蜂啊！不小心殺死它，真是抱歉。還好它也沒有叮我。」反正我就是看到它掉下來。

然後我們全部團員坐在舞台前集合。有一位梳著包頭、身穿白衣與黑背心，像是師姐，在台前講解這次旅遊的意義。

隔壁團比較聰明，他們的太空船直接降落在一個賣水煎包的攤位旁邊，正好一大鍋的水煎包剛出爐，他們請老闆直接把水煎包送到他們那裡。他們很開心地說「哇！已經吃光了一鍋水煎包！」

我心想「對啊！他們好聰明喔！降落的時間與位置掌握得很精準，一下船團員馬上有熱騰騰的水煎包可吃，先吃飽再來收東西。不像我們停在外圍郊區，這裡什麼都沒有，我還得幫忙收拾東西，我的團員是餓肚子。」

師姐繼續說有很多東西，都在冰箱裡，有點埋怨沒有人要吃她準備的東西。

然後主辦人訪問 AI 人對在這家公司工作的想法。AI 人說他覺得這裡是一個很好的地方，有自己的農作物成長，氣候也很好，公司的環境也很好。總之他很喜歡這公司的工作環境。

主辦人接著問大家「吃東西了沒啊？」我們都說「還沒！」主持人就開玩笑說「我們沒有吃掉你們的東西喔！」

最後就是旅遊快要結束，很歡樂的氣氛。然後主辦人說「下次再請大家一起來參加這樣子的旅遊！」